Sick Joke

Q: What do you get when you throw an epileptic into a bowl of croutons?

So anyway - the cleanup continues. Nic has delayed his departure by a week, so I won't have a room available to rent as early as I would have liked.

I'm waiting until he leaves his room - I need to move my stuff out of my rooms before I can reasonably expect anyone to move in. Plus I want to do a big cleanup and re-org of the house..can't do this when half of the stuff here is not mine.

Basically am just looking forward to a day when I can look around and know where I stand - without any external factors, and then move forward from there.

In other news, my Mum has decided to give me some money so it looks like I'm going to buy a ute and do the whole waste-vege-oil thing. Might try and by another house too..if I can scam a loan with a minimum of deposit.

Maybe a bush block, or go in shares with Damon etc...

Click on this:

Dave

A: Seizure Salad!

Room(s) for Rent!

This is where I live:



And this is where I store all my crap:



I'm moving into a bigger room - so these are up for grabs.

If you know anyone who's looking for a furnished room in Darwin, long or short term, please let me know. $120 per week including internet and all bills. No bond.

Oh yeah the house has a massive tropical backyard with palms and a full size saltwater pool.

Dave

The Fink Patrol is Back!

Yes It's True!
After at least a 10-year hiatus, Ad and Pete have been re-united. All under the guidance of King Finkus, of course!

Walken for Pres

http://www.walken2008.com

Ha!

Karate Crowe

I'm sure you've all heard about Russell Crowe and his little phone-throwing tantrum:

"The 41-year-old ripped the phone out of the wall, marched down to the lobby and threw it at concierge Nestor Estrada before smashing a ceramic bowl against a wall."

But did you read this bit? :

"He then took a theatrical bow and assumed a karate stance, according to reports."

Now that's funny!

Online Dating

So anyway - very occasionally when I am really bored - I go looking through online dating sites...Not for girls mind you - at least not this time. I just log in as a girl looking for a guy from 30-35y/o and try to find friends that I know.

This may sound REALLY stupid - but guess what? So far I have found two profiles of VERY good mates of mine - Do you know how GOLD this is? Can you imagine how much value I get from posting links to these profiles to everyone who knows these guys?

Ok some of you are thinking I'm a harsh prick - what can I say - it's funny as hell!

(Yes, I myself have a cuppla online profiles out there too - the thing is that I probably wouldn't blink if people I knew saw them...Ok maybe just a bit of flinching...)

Anyway...all this is leading somewhere - check out this dude who I just randomly read while searching for friends....

This post is dedicated to Danhole and Dama - thanks for the laughs when I found your profiles, boys!

dave

Robbo's

Hah!

At Robbo's...been sampling his homebrew.
Got a train back from Moe Mick's place.
Hung at Dandenong (the ghetto) for an hour..cruised with Robbo for a cuppla while he was working.
Now at his..ripped and pissy..we going out soon..

D