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October 31, 2005

Gippsland

I'm in marvelous Moe at the moment - about an hour and a bit eastish of Melbourne.

It's COLD!

Here's what's happened so far:

Thurs morn: Arrive far to early in the morning after a hellish flight (which was also delayed by 2 hours). Picked up by Mia, breakfast in Carlton while struggling to stay awake.

Decided to walk a bit, ended up walking from Carlton through the city centre and then down St Kilda Rd. Saw the Big Badeus for coffee and shit-talking. Continued walking a lon way down High St until I stuffed my knee up. Trammed, trained and bussed it the rest of the way to Bennos.

Did the obligatory surprise thing, where I fail to tell him I am arriving and proceed to roll him accordingly.

Friday: Hung out at Benny's, caught up on some sleep - got a free relaxation massage from Meggsy - headed to RP's later in the night. Drank beer, talked shit, crashed out.

Satday: Up earlyish - Derby day - train to town - met up with Mia - went out to a party with Doug and the boys - lift back to town with Ben at about 2am, crashed at Mia's.

Sunday: Vic markets, cooked brunch, forgot about daylight savings, finally got out to Burnley and met Doug, drove out to Gippy.

Monday: Drove around being tourists, as much as this is possible in this area - been looking at power stations and other fascinating landmarks.

October 25, 2005

Hoff

I wouldn't normally bother posting Hoff stuff, but this does at least have local relevance.



From the recent ARIA awards.
(Our young Missy is looking quite cosy with the Davester, don't you think?)

Gratuitous Kiwi Joke

I'll probably cop some shit for this, but it's worth it.

For you international readers - A Kiwi is a New Zealander, and rumour has it that they have very special relationships with their sheep.

and now for the joke:

A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, dickhead."
The man returns: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Ha

October 19, 2005

Homebrew

Saw a blue moon last week.

Been making lots of homebrew - now up to 120 longneck bottles in stock.

Day before yesterday I got hosed down at a mate's place by thefire brigade - they were training or something.

D

October 3, 2005

From the video clip...